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Letter from the Neighborhood Watch
Dear Mrs. Porter
by GWHARGIS
Glen Dale Pines
Neighborhood Watch
Commander Reginald Bowles
July 12, 2012
Dear Mrs. Porter,
As you know, the neighborhood of Glen Dale Pines has an active neighborhood watch. Every night, between the hours of eight p.m. and one a.m., volunteers patrol the seven block radius. This is done as much for our own protection as it is for yours.
What once started as a 12 man volunteer squad, has now dwindled down to three.
Until recently, we were at a loss for the cause of the radical departure. Upon review and after much research, the reason has been found.
Your name came up as the common thread for the volunteers departure and for their failure to complete their duties.
While it is important to exercise and we applaud your dedication to physical fitness, we formally ask that you close your curtains while performing your nude yoga. Your lotus position alone has successfully frightened off two of the remaining volunteers tonight.
Thank you for your cooperation in this matter.
Sincerely,
Reginald Bowles
Neighborhood Watch Commander
Glen Dale Pines
Neighborhood Watch
Commander Reginald Bowles
July 12, 2012
Dear Mrs. Porter,
As you know, the neighborhood of Glen Dale Pines has an active neighborhood watch. Every night, between the hours of eight p.m. and one a.m., volunteers patrol the seven block radius. This is done as much for our own protection as it is for yours.
What once started as a 12 man volunteer squad, has now dwindled down to three.
Until recently, we were at a loss for the cause of the radical departure. Upon review and after much research, the reason has been found.
Your name came up as the common thread for the volunteers departure and for their failure to complete their duties.
While it is important to exercise and we applaud your dedication to physical fitness, we formally ask that you close your curtains while performing your nude yoga. Your lotus position alone has successfully frightened off two of the remaining volunteers tonight.
Thank you for your cooperation in this matter.
Sincerely,
Reginald Bowles
Neighborhood Watch Commander
Neighborhood Watch
Commander Reginald Bowles
July 12, 2012
Dear Mrs. Porter,
As you know, the neighborhood of Glen Dale Pines has an active neighborhood watch. Every night, between the hours of eight p.m. and one a.m., volunteers patrol the seven block radius. This is done as much for our own protection as it is for yours.
What once started as a 12 man volunteer squad, has now dwindled down to three.
Until recently, we were at a loss for the cause of the radical departure. Upon review and after much research, the reason has been found.
Your name came up as the common thread for the volunteers departure and for their failure to complete their duties.
While it is important to exercise and we applaud your dedication to physical fitness, we formally ask that you close your curtains while performing your nude yoga. Your lotus position alone has successfully frightened off two of the remaining volunteers tonight.
Thank you for your cooperation in this matter.
Sincerely,
Reginald Bowles
Neighborhood Watch Commander
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